The WAG Files: Paris Hilton sucks the face off Cristiano Ronaldo
The tabloids gleefully report that C-Ron spent “one night in Paris” – it’s a good line and it’s true, sort of: the airheaded pair spent the evening together in a Hollywood club, as this source told The Sun:
‘A clubber who witnessed their frolicking said: “They were sucking each other’s faces off like their plane was going down.”‘
That is a beautiful image, I’m sure you’ll agree, although if my plane was going down, I’m not sure French kissing would be top of my checklist. Gripping the armrest in terror, maybe.
The couple then retired to Nicky Hilton’s (Paris’ sister) indecently large mansion, to skinny dip and have lots of conversations beginning with the words, “Let’s talk about me…”
This isn’t the first time Hilton has gone after Ronaldo. Last year, she was reportedly knocked back by the Portuguese star. Good on her for getting back on the bike again.
I can see what Paris sees in C-Ron. They’re both dumb, pretty, vain and obscenely rich. It’s a match made in tabloid heaven.
Posh and Becks, your time is up. There’s a new king and queen in town. (Translation: Paris will get bored of Ron’s “exotic accent” after three days, then Ron will head to sunny Spain.)
[@ The Sun]
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