Rio Ferdinand wears denim hot pants on holiday in Israel. My eyes are on fire
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One of my favourite Shit Lookalikes of all time, I think (to non-Scorese fans, that’s Jodi Foster in Taxi Driver on the left).
I mean, yikes! What the hell was Rio thinking (click on image of him to enlarge, if you dare)? It will take him decades to live this down.
[More pics @ The Mail]

















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rio looks like the faggot that he is. should get a gig on ftv.
OK, that *must* have been a dare. He’s wearing a crop top, too.
Rio fancies himself a fashionista, which is hilarious because his face is terribly unfortunate. But this is over the top even for him.
He looks like Tobias Funke, a never-nude, from Arrested Development.
who does he think he is, Ronaldo?!
‘who does he think he is, Ronaldo?!’ – It’s a dare, you idiot. He lost the bet and had to dress up like Ronaldo.
I think the dude behind Rio was checking out his ass.