Sir Alex Ferguson is old and out of touch*
This is bollocks. Can I go back to the home now?
Let us never forget that the only reason Fergie signed Cristiano Ronaldo was because his players told him to. So I wonder if actually Fergie is – at last -Â out of touch with football reality?
Football reality says Michael Owen is slow and always injured these days, but in Fergie’s head, perhaps he’s thinking more like this: ‘Jesus Michael [in this imagined conversation, he's talking to Mike Phelan], did you see that little fella bang in that goal against the Argies?! He’s some player, we should try to bring him to Old Trafford, no? Get my coat, we’re flying to France…’
‘Er, gaffer, about that…’
Indeed, I bet that if you said the words ‘Sergio Aguero’ to Fergie, he’d think you were talking about some new Chilean red wine.
* This post is whimsical and therefore not intended for kneejerky Man Utd fans
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OF COURSE WHILE WE SAY AGUERO HE WOULD REFER THE PROFILE TO SEE WHO IS AGUERO BUT IF WE SAY SHEARER WANTS TO RETURN TO FOOTBALL WILL SIGN HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH AND SAY WHAT A SIGNING FERGIE IS OD SACK HIM OR FERGIE SIGN AGUERO NO MATTER WHAT
Ollie Irish, u r such a stupid fool, don’t talk shit if you don’t even know how to spell the word football
Ollie Irish, just shut up, u r no body, no one care about what a stupid thinks like you
This post is whimsical and therefore not intended for kneejerky Man Utd fans
But it does doesn’t it! Cos it invites cretins to have a dig! Cocks!
heh if ollies that bad, why are you wasting your time reading & commenting on his blog??
I’m a UTD fan, and yet I found it funny
Hilarious!
i will take legal action against u for insulting a true legend
@ Ali: that is the best comment of the day. Comedy gold.
wow you manc cunts are truly a chromosome short. ollie great post bro its hilarious. you know for fans of a team thats won 3 straight premier league titles you ManUre bitches are some thin skinned, sensitive nancy boys. your manager’s lost the plot and signed a guy who hasn’t been even decent on a pitch since 2003. congratulations and take some of the money from cuntaldo’s transfer kitty and buy some intellect and a collective sense of humor.
i’m a united fan and that was funny. That is all.