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The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Gary Neville

By Ollie Irish

A pictorial tribute to Manchester’s finest, the one, the only G-Nev…

“I will leave United one day…”

“Then you’re dead to me already.”

F**k this – I could be training for United right now.

I really can’t hold this smile for much longer.

I would kill for this badge.

Seriously man, you and me, we’re f**king done professionally. F**king ass.

I love this big blond bastard.

I can’t tell you how much of a twat you look with that shaved eyebrow.

The thinker.

The angry shouter.

Nom nom nom.

This isn’t a f**king game, you know. This is Manchester United.

We sold Eric Djemba-Djemba!

No one understands what it means to be Gary Neville. No one, I tell you!

The colour blue is for c**ts, quite honestly. Now just take the f**king picture.

You don’t have to be a prick every day of your life, you know.

Just an inch higher, Becks… hot damn, right there.

Dead to me. I told you before.

Take this plate… why? Don’t ask why, just take the f**king plate. Jesus.

“Twenty thousand Scousers and not one of them thought to say ‘calm down’!” Ah, that’s a good one.

The angry wheelbarrow.

Theatre of Dreams, bitches!

International man of mystery.

You’re right, Wazza. That horse does look like Van Nistelrooy.

Where the f**k is my United golf umbrella?

This is bullshit.

I crave your gingerness. You complete me.

Ah, Mr Carragher… I’ve been expecting you.

Calm down, la…

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.

So long Comrade Neville: thanks for the memories. You were the wonky-faced prince of wind-up merchants. We shall miss you lots.

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By Ollie Irish on February 11th, 2011 in Featured, Funnies, Man Utd, Photos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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24 Responses to “The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Gary Neville”

  1. SeanBCFC says:

    brilliant once again

  2. Tévez says:

    Angry Wheelbarrow.. I’m still giggling. Hahaha.

  3. RedSkywalker says:

    Nev is a legend.

  4. Disappointed says:

    This website’s really gone to shite.

    It used to have the occasionally funny article, but has recently turned into something you’d expect a 14 yr-old boy to cobble together.

    Shame.

    Goodbye forever

  5. V says:

    Just take the fucking plate, jesus!

    brilliant ollie.

  6. shay says:

    Fitting tribute! Damned dirty ape.

  7. The Yank says:

    Great tribute to Gary. Good form, Pies.

    Best caption: “We sold Eric Djemba-Djemba!” Very amusing.

  8. Jesus says:

    WHAT?!?!?!?! No picture of him and Scholes snogging?!

  9. Ollie Irish says:

    @ Jesus – A sorry omission. Added now.

  10. Ollie Irish says:

    @ Disappointed – Missing you already. Or, get to f**k you humourless sandwich.

  11. frisky says:

    He’s just a horrible Manc cunt, and will be exposed as such as soon as he sticks his face in Murdoch’s trough.

  12. Lets hope he winds the bitters up even more today celebrating on the touchline!
    Agree with the yank (first time for everything i suppose) the caption re Djemba-Djemba was one of the best, that was also my reaction when we got shot of him. Also liked the one about the plate lol

  13. bigdutch says:

    “Just an inch higher, Becks… hot damn, right there.” Lmao. thats pure gold

  14. fattpietonkuntz says:

    this is basically a manure w4nkfest isn’t it? If you could have a picture of fergie taking a dump, you’d have on here proclaiming it to be the best thing since a cow-pat. Plastic mancs. Almost as bad as republic of spunkunia.

  15. Santi says:

    p.s. How big do they want to make the Umbro diamond in picture 3?

  16. Luke says:

    Jeez ollie, try to stay neutral next time- a whole pictorial orgasm of nev being portrayed as ‘the ‘ard man’ and highlighting his passion and commitment for united…with a whole gallery of carragher (equal in these respects for liverpool) being portrayed as an idiot.

  17. Mr.Angry says:

    about time this prick retired

  18. Soheil says:

    Gary bevilles is dirty Rat basterd !!

  19. Nick Wiper says:

    i hate neville hes a cunt and overated shite but very amusing stuff here :)

  20. eliottelrojo says:

    I heard that Fergie is going to sign Splinter from the ninja turtles. The manc ratboy is going to replace Splinter in the New York sewers taking care of another banch of turtles:

    (Rooney,O’Shea,Fletcher&Carrick).

  21. Dan says:

    NANANANANANA RAT MAN RAT MAN NANANANANANANANA RAT MAN RAT MAN

    WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH A STORM HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH

    AND DONT BE AFRAID OF THE DARK

    AT THE END OF THE STORM THERES A GOLDEN SKY

    AND THE SWEET SILVER SONG OF A LARK

    WALK ON THROUGH THE WIND

    WALK ON THROUGH THE RAIN

    THOUGH YOUR DREAMS BE TOSSED AND BLOWN

    WALK ON WALK ON WITH HOPE IN YOUR HEART

    AND YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE

    YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE

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