The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Gary Neville
By Ollie Irish
A pictorial tribute to Manchester’s finest, the one, the only G-Nev…
“I will leave United one day…”
“Then you’re dead to me already.”
F**k this – I could be training for United right now.
I really can’t hold this smile for much longer.
I would kill for this badge.
Seriously man, you and me, we’re f**king done professionally. F**king ass.
I love this big blond bastard.
I can’t tell you how much of a twat you look with that shaved eyebrow.
The thinker.
The angry shouter.
Nom nom nom.
This isn’t a f**king game, you know. This is Manchester United.
We sold Eric Djemba-Djemba!
No one understands what it means to be Gary Neville. No one, I tell you!
The colour blue is for c**ts, quite honestly. Now just take the f**king picture.
You don’t have to be a prick every day of your life, you know.
Just an inch higher, Becks… hot damn, right there.
Dead to me. I told you before.
Take this plate… why? Don’t ask why, just take the f**king plate. Jesus.
“Twenty thousand Scousers and not one of them thought to say ‘calm down’!” Ah, that’s a good one.
The angry wheelbarrow.
Theatre of Dreams, bitches!
International man of mystery.
You’re right, Wazza. That horse does look like Van Nistelrooy.
Where the f**k is my United golf umbrella?
This is bullshit.
I crave your gingerness. You complete me.
Ah, Mr Carragher… I’ve been expecting you.
Calm down, la…
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
So long Comrade Neville: thanks for the memories. You were the wonky-faced prince of wind-up merchants. We shall miss you lots.
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brilliant once again
Angry Wheelbarrow.. I’m still giggling. Hahaha.
Nev is a legend.
This website’s really gone to shite.
It used to have the occasionally funny article, but has recently turned into something you’d expect a 14 yr-old boy to cobble together.
Shame.
Goodbye forever
Just take the fucking plate, jesus!
brilliant ollie.
Fitting tribute! Damned dirty ape.
Great tribute to Gary. Good form, Pies.
Best caption: “We sold Eric Djemba-Djemba!” Very amusing.
WHAT?!?!?!?! No picture of him and Scholes snogging?!
@ Jesus – A sorry omission. Added now.
@ Disappointed – Missing you already. Or, get to f**k you humourless sandwich.
He’s just a horrible Manc cunt, and will be exposed as such as soon as he sticks his face in Murdoch’s trough.
Lets hope he winds the bitters up even more today celebrating on the touchline!
Agree with the yank (first time for everything i suppose) the caption re Djemba-Djemba was one of the best, that was also my reaction when we got shot of him. Also liked the one about the plate lol
“Just an inch higher, Becks… hot damn, right there.” Lmao. thats pure gold
this is basically a manure w4nkfest isn’t it? If you could have a picture of fergie taking a dump, you’d have on here proclaiming it to be the best thing since a cow-pat. Plastic mancs. Almost as bad as republic of spunkunia.
found this to add to the collection
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_43eTiSQptSY/SKW-yymsezI/AAAAAAAACBI/t79rh5xKd-8/s400/gary+neville.jpg
p.s. How big do they want to make the Umbro diamond in picture 3?
Jeez ollie, try to stay neutral next time- a whole pictorial orgasm of nev being portrayed as ‘the ‘ard man’ and highlighting his passion and commitment for united…with a whole gallery of carragher (equal in these respects for liverpool) being portrayed as an idiot.
about time this prick retired
Gary bevilles is dirty Rat basterd !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nVo4D_Jxao
i hate neville hes a cunt and overated shite but very amusing stuff here :)
I heard that Fergie is going to sign Splinter from the ninja turtles. The manc ratboy is going to replace Splinter in the New York sewers taking care of another banch of turtles:
(Rooney,O’Shea,Fletcher&Carrick).
YNWA
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