Bow down and tremble at these mad Photoshop skills. Ahem
So apparently Evra is an iPod Nazi. (That’s OK, Patrice – so am I.)
According to our chums at The Spoiler, the feisty Frenchman has appointed himself Man Utd’s official DJ-in-residence:
“I enjoy the role very much. Before the match I sit down in my room and work out a playlist. I have to change it every time. You don’t know these guys – they’re like dogs!
“They’re hungry for new songs and get angry if it’s the same stuff as the last game. So I mix it up and make sure everybody’s happy. I put some English music, some Brazilian, some R ‘n’ B, some dance. Now it’s part of the ritual before games.
“Sometimes other people try to put their own music on – I don’t want to name names – but my team-mates say ‘Come on, respect the iPod of Evra’.”
It wouldn’t have happened in Roy Keane’s day.