Happy 21st Birthday to Wayne Rooney

Ollie Irish

24th, October 2006

Rooney_13Everyone’s favourite Malcolm Glazer impersonator, Wayne Rooney, turns 21 today. It is easy to forget England and Manchester United‘s hoover-loving talisman is still so young. Quite what you buy the 21-year-old who has everything, I’m not sure (who said an ageing prostitute?).

The Times has instead opted to point out 21 reasons why Rooney should be celebrating. Manchester United have kindly opened talks over a new contract to mark the occasion. And Coleen has apparently bought him a £30,000 Jacobs & Co watch and a £5,000 Louis Vuitton man-bag.

Happy 21st Birthday to Wayne Rooney continued

We’ll celebrate by looking at some of Rooney’s best bits. Oo-er!

[Rob Parker]