Snapshot: Man Utd Teammates Rumble Michael Owen’s Jigsaw Obsession, Attack With ‘Boring’ Stickers
By Chris Wright
You may remember not-so-very long ago when Pies broke the huge news that Michael Owen was a closet 1,000-piece equine jigsaw junkie. No? How could you possibly let an earth-shaking story like that slip from your memory?
Very well, let’s move on.
Seems like L’il Micky’s Manchester United teammates have now cottoned on to his penchant for the puzzle, taking a tell-all magazine clipping and blu-tacking it up in Owen’s segment of the dressing room wall at Carrington, along with a rather hurtful sticker that read ‘ZZZZ!’…
Poor chap. Can’t a guy just enjoy some horse in the privacy of his own home without having to be berated for it at work?