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‘Nobody I Respect Calls Me Joey’ – @Joey7Barton Wishes To Be Known As Plain Old ‘Joe’ From Now On

By Chris Wright

Like Prince and Andrew Cole before him, English football’s preeminent unemployed CTRL+C CTRL+V philosopher, one Joey Barton has tired of his earthbound moniker and wishes to be known as ‘Joe’ from now on – complaining that it was the evil mass media who christened him ‘Joey’ without his consent way back when.

If you wish to contact him over the issue, why not use his Twitter handle: @Joey7Barton, which was presumably picked out for him by Rupert Murdoch himself – as, lest we forget, nobody Joey respects calls Joey ‘Joey’.

May we suggest that he continue ploughing the Prince furrow and opt for a symbol…

Glad to be of service.

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By Chris on August 21st, 2012 in Media, QPR. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

12 Responses to “‘Nobody I Respect Calls Me Joey’ – @Joey7Barton Wishes To Be Known As Plain Old ‘Joe’ From Now On”

  1. gamblino says:

    haha. Coincidentally, this seems to have followed his recently professed love of the clash.

  2. plops says:

    What an utterly think cunt. I used to think he was just a bit of a wind-up merchant, but no, he is just a very silly, childish poo head.

  3. kamg says:

    Well no one calls Joe Cole, Joey. So perhaps Barton has a point.

  4. Bill says:

    Cunty McCunterson Barton sounds so much better.

  5. Jester says:

    did anyone not notice? @Joey7Barton ??? Loves drawing attention to himself because his on field action isn’t loud enough.

  6. plops says:

    kamg, I think the point is that his Twitter and website are both Joey, not Joe. I presume he set up his Twitter account all by himself (naming himself joey), therefore he has no respect for himself! I should be a psychologist.

  7. KingB3113 says:

    No one he respects calls him Joey? Well I’m pretty sure that the people calling him Joey don’t respect him either.

  8. Jake says:

    Joey…fuck off

  9. PC10DaTruth says:

    I’m with plops. This fool just looks worst and worst each passing day.

  10. gaz says:

    I’m guessing Twitter forced him to adopt JOEY7barton as his userid too?


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