‘Nobody I Respect Calls Me Joey’ – @Joey7Barton Wishes To Be Known As Plain Old ‘Joe’ From Now On
By Chris Wright
Like Prince and Andrew Cole before him, English football’s preeminent unemployed CTRL+C CTRL+V philosopher, one Joey Barton has tired of his earthbound moniker and wishes to be known as ‘Joe’ from now on – complaining that it was the evil mass media who christened him ‘Joey’ without his consent way back when.
If you wish to contact him over the issue, why not use his Twitter handle: @Joey7Barton, which was presumably picked out for him by Rupert Murdoch himself – as, lest we forget, nobody Joey respects calls Joey ‘Joey’.
May we suggest that he continue ploughing the Prince furrow and opt for a symbol…
Glad to be of service.
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haha. Coincidentally, this seems to have followed his recently professed love of the clash.
http://www.JOEYbarton.com
What an utterly think cunt. I used to think he was just a bit of a wind-up merchant, but no, he is just a very silly, childish poo head.
Well no one calls Joe Cole, Joey. So perhaps Barton has a point.
Cunty McCunterson Barton sounds so much better.
did anyone not notice? @Joey7Barton ??? Loves drawing attention to himself because his on field action isn’t loud enough.
kamg, I think the point is that his Twitter and website are both Joey, not Joe. I presume he set up his Twitter account all by himself (naming himself joey), therefore he has no respect for himself! I should be a psychologist.
No one he respects calls him Joey? Well I’m pretty sure that the people calling him Joey don’t respect him either.
Joey…fuck off
Jô it is, then.
I’m with plops. This fool just looks worst and worst each passing day.
I’m guessing Twitter forced him to adopt JOEY7barton as his userid too?
Tool!