Mark this day for all eternity as the day that two footballing titans – nay, colossi finally met face-to-face.
We are of course talking about Richard ‘Your Key To Sports’ Keys and Sepp ‘Use My Off-Shore Account’ Blatter – a seminal parlay that was sealed with a dad joke for the ages…
— Richard Keys (@richardajkeys) February 29, 2016
We were desperately scrounging around for a fittingly pithy caption for that soon-to-be-iconic photo, but our pal Daniel Storey got in their first and nailed it…
That light coming through the wall behind is actually the fires of hell https://t.co/uuAvmUwrcz
— Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85) February 29, 2016