By Ollie Irish
The charming double act we know as Keysy and Graysy – or those sexist bastards – have been hired by TalkSport, in what the radio station calls a “sensational coup”. How fitting that a company with the brilliantly Ronseal slogan, “For men who like to talk sport”, should provide a comfortable – and natural – home for the disgraced pair.
Keys and Gray will host a three-hour show on weekdays between 10am and 1pm, beginning next Monday (Source: Media Guardian).
If you needed one more reason to not listen to TalkSport, here it is. Though there is a certain car-crash appeal about the prospect of the pair’s first week on the air.
Keys said: “This is the start of something new and exciting for Andy and myself. We are delighted to be joining the TalkSport family and can’t wait to get going.”
Gray said: “I can’t tell you how excited I am about joining the TalkSport team. It’s an ideal opportunity for Richard and me to do what we do best, and that’s talk about sport.”
Smashing news – Richard can now afford the house with the Buck Rogers toilet. But will you be tuning in to listen to their pearls of football wisdom (and a thousand car insurance ads)?