Richard Keys And Andy Gray To Host New TalkSport Show

Ollie Irish

8th, February 2011


By Ollie Irish

The charming double act we know as Keysy and Graysy – or those sexist bastards – have been hired by TalkSport, in what the radio station calls a “sensational coup”. How fitting that a company with the brilliantly Ronseal slogan, “For men who like to talk sport”, should provide a comfortable – and natural – home for the disgraced pair.

Keys and Gray will host a three-hour show on weekdays between 10am and 1pm, beginning next Monday (Source: Media Guardian).

If you needed one more reason to not listen to TalkSport, here it is. Though there is a certain car-crash appeal about the prospect of the pair’s first week on the air.

Keys said: “This is the start of something new and exciting for Andy and myself. We are delighted to be joining the TalkSport family and can’t wait to get going.”

Gray said: “I can’t tell you how excited I am about joining the TalkSport team. It’s an ideal opportunity for Richard and me to do what we do best, and that’s talk about sport.”

Smashing news – Richard can now afford the house with the Buck Rogers toilet. But will you be tuning in to listen to their pearls of football wisdom (and a thousand car insurance ads)?

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  1. gaptooth says:

    ollie its funny how u bash these pair
    aside from their obvious sexist outlook , these guys are top notch broadcasters
    and they know their stuff , as long as the mikes are turned off – then im sure this will be very good

    good on em –

  2. Ollie Irish says:

    I agree that they are very capable broadcasters, but not to my taste.

  3. Veg says:

    They don’t know their stuff at all when it comes to anything other than English football. Embarrasing to listen to them in Champions League.

  4. Eric says:

    I still haven’t finished ‘Guess the football WAGS arse’ on this site yet. Double standards? What? No… surely not.

  5. MontolivoMonster says:

    @Eric LOL. Completely agree.

  6. Lloyd says:

    well played Eric

  7. Purple Aki says:

    Can a website than runs a feature called ‘guess the wags arse’ hold any sense of superiority over these two clowns.

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  9. Santi says:

    Oh snap!

  10. ccdev says:

    Gray and KEYS – legendS!

    All this pc bull#$%@ is too much. plenty of shows demean women, like sky tv’s sex channel where women are treated like meat pies, all for profit. but that’s ok. 2 guys making wisecracks at women and all of a sudden, it’s a total disaster, fucking bollocks!

    the ‘Loose Women’ show makes plenty of jabs at men, and that’s ok. Those feminist arseholes dont’ seem to mind sexism when it’s ladies night and the women get favaourable treatment.

    and tell me, which of you guys don’t make cracks at women. We respect our mothers, sisters, wifes. the rest of the women in general are ‘expendable’.

  11. ccdev says:

    English men should start growing some pairs like Grays and Keys, cause the women movement are walking all over them.

  12. K says:

    Actually, as a female I think there is a huge distinction between pond scum like Keys and Gray and what goes on on this site: Someone tells me (appreciatively) that I have a nice arse then I am flattered. Someone tells me I can’t do my job because I am a woman then I am totally and utterly insulted. Get the difference?

  13. Fredmeister says:

    I have tried Talksport a few times and seriously cannae be beothered with it.

    5 Live all day, every day. Except I do not much care for Alan Green. Maybe he should join Talksport too…

  14. Pep G says:

    Yes I would listen to them, what did they do? Kill someone? Cheat on their wives(ooooh heinous crime), bash their wives, bash some person??????

    NO, they didn’t do any of the above so whats the problem.?

    Its called banter and there was no harm meant by them. The world is fukked.

  15. Russ says:

    Most of Talksport’s presenters are fairly talentless, repetitive and incapable of rational thought processes – these two should fit right in!

  16. Gibby says:

    I just think Graysy will go into meltdown after he spends hours drawing formations out, set plays and swishing players about like a Greek god on his wee PC only to find he’s on the radio and nobody can see ‘his tactics’………… praise the lord. Do you think their wee room will have Nuts mags and the sun open at page 3 as well as nudie calendars as Keysy asks Graysy – would ye smash it ! They might even start to wear overalls !!! coupla grease monkeys.

    End of the day they’re just a coupla lads who thought they were in the boozers then realised shit – WE’RE IN WORK !

  17. Montesquieu says:

    I called it, I knew Grays would be back to punditry soon enough. No need for Fifa to end their relationship.

  18. Phil Robinson says:

    Gray and Keys are a pair of arrogant prats, what a stupid move having them on Talksport, they have ruined it now. I have boycotted while they are on………… the listener’s ratings drop!

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