Gary Neville To Deliver Motivational Speech To England’s Six Nations Rugby Squad

Chris Wright

26th, January 2012


By Chris Wright

“Well Nick, you’ve got to hold and give, but do it at the right time…”

English rugby is pretty much in the doledrums following a World Cup campaign that can best be described as a ‘fiasco’, in which the Rugby Football Union leaked on players, the players leaked on each other and Mike Tindall did a bad thing with a blonde lady in a Queensland bar – or so is my limited understanding on the matter.

In short, it needs fixing. Fixing by someone. A hero. A heroic someone. There’s only one logical choice: Gary Alexander Neville.

According to the BBC, the new England coach Stuart Lancaster has flashed the Nev Signal across the night sky of Gotham City and asked Neville to deliver a motivational speech to his squad this very afternoon ahead of the Six Nations getting underway next month.

Neville  – along with some cricketer and an injured soldier – has apparently been asked to address the concept of ‘playing and fighting for your country’, drawing on his experiences with England at Euro 96 for inspiration.

Said Lancaster:

“Gary never turned down playing for his country. He is one of the most capped England players ever. He was frustrated, because he never felt he achieved with England what he wanted to achieve.

“He wants to help the players understand that, when you are playing for your country and you get it right, like England did at Euro 96, how powerful that is, to get the nation behind you.

“The ‘Three Lions on the shirt’ – we all felt that. Gary wants to help our team get that feeling. His message is good. He is not doing this for any other reason than he wants to try to help.

“When I asked him to speak, he said it was an honour to do it. When Gary Neville says it is an honour, it is an honour – and if the players can understand that, then you get more responsible behaviour as well.”

Just a thought, but maybe Neville could dredge up and rehash some of his old motivational speeches to show just what an honour it was to ‘play and fight’ for his country, like this chest-swelling gem from August of 2011:

“There have been times when I’ve reflected on my international career and just thought: ‘Well that was a massive waste of time.’

“The whole lot of us got it in the neck at times. Playing for England was like one long roller-coaster where you’re not really sure if you’re enjoying the ride.”

And did those feet in ancient time…

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  1. Tinez says:

    Yeh, Rugby is a game littered with disgraceful people and, quite frankly, makes football look like a royal dinner party.

  2. Al says:

    He’ll probably just get Roy Keane to come along in case any of the big rugby lads give it the old Patrick Vieira and decide to pick on him

  3. Markell says:


    TOO SOON! lolololololol

  4. __wowza says:

    @Al: took the words right outt’ve my mouth, LOL.
    the first thing i thought when i read this was “they should’ve got roy keane”.

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