Kit Parade: Ronaldo 99 AC Milan shirt
AC Milan’s new signing Ronaldo made his debut in front of a half-empty San Siro yesterday. The man we quite cruelly dubbed Rotundo during last summer’s World Cup came close to scoring against Livorno in his brand spanking new number 99 shirt. The shirt is available to buy complete with Ronny’s name and number from AC Milan’s online shop, although – with a delicious irony – XL shirts are not yet available! Click here to buy it.
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Surely, Ronnie’s original one! Quite few players make their numbers as year of birth, some of them with age but he’s the FIRST one with the number that shows his weight!
El Gordo came in took two shots and actually looked ok. The 99 on his back however got more play in the Italian press than his game.
At least the Milan jersey has vertical stripes. Either giving the illusion of being trim or that of being watermelon.
ronaldo te dua shum
99 ronaldo i need it