Vladimir Romanov is officially a mentalist

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23rd, February 2007

Vladimirromanov Vladimir Romanov may just be my favourite man in football. He’s absolutely insane. By no means would I want him taking the reigns at a club I supported, but boy, he doesn’t half make me piss my pants with laughter.

Romanov once released an insanely marvelous statement to the Scottish press , saying "I’m very glad that you finally got down from the trees and found a worthy place for yourself a safari park. It shows you have both the habits and instincts of monkeys. I’ll visit the director of the safari park and ask for a personal cage for each of you. One thing is very important. First you have to pass the quarantine rules and the vet will vaccinate you against rabies. So you are not allowed to join the monkeys yet." He’s also ranted about Bolsheviks shooting peasants and now, his finest hour yet, another bonkers attack on the Scots media and women who deny themselves love. Read over and get ready to rub your eyeballs in disbelief.

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