Steve Anthrobus, a former striker who has played for Millwall, Wimbledon and Shrewsbury Town, has been fined for having alfresco sex on a picnic blanket in Brownhills, Staffordshire.
At least he had the decency to do it on a blanket, like a proper gentleman. ‘Saucy Striker Steve’, as the tabloids will doubtless dub him, admitted the offence and now has to cough up Â£500. His partner in crime, Debbie Matthews, was fined Â£250. Not sure why she only has to pay half? Maybe she faked itâ€¦
Judge Robert Orme told the shamed pair that it had been ‘deeply distressing’ for the members of the public who had witnessed the act. Hey, at least it wasn’t a roasting. [Via BBC]