An Argentinian second division match between Defensores de Belgrano and Sarmiento de Junin was held up for several minutes when Defensores keeper Maximiliano Kadijevic decided to introduce toilet breaks to football matches. In most lines of work skiving in the toilet is effective for allowing your work-mates to busy themselves doing your work for you. As Kadijevic proves, this does not work when everybody is waiting for you to take a goal kick.
[Via The Offside]