By Ollie Irish
Links!!
Jermain Defoe caught receiving blowjob in the back of a car. Yuck [Holy Moly]
Pies has been nominated for a couple of awards: best blog and best blogger. Yay! Please vote for us if you enjoy our meatiness (that came out wrong) [EPL Talk]
Frank Ribery has been quizzed by French police investigating a prostitution case involving a minor. Stay class, footballers [Mail]
The curious case of former York City chairman John Batchelor [WSC]
Joe Cole’s new baby daughter is scary as hell [Kickette]
Not the face! Goal celebration goes badly wrong [The Spoiler]
New Preston North End kits [FSC]
In praise of John Terry’s balls (yes, really) [Guardian]
Robbie Fowler: Liverpool too reliant on Torres [Goal]
Some dodgy XIs [BBC]