Here’s Bayern Munich goalkeeper Oliver Kahn, aka the White Gorilla, rocking up to Bayern’s first pre-season training session. How metrosexual does he look? Answer: very metrosexual indeed. Let’s look at the evidence: white jeans, pink A&F t-shirt, Truman Capote-style sunglasses and, the piece de resistance, a cheeky little man bag containing, we guess, a small tube of moisturiser and some lip gloss.
Kahn looks, well… not entirely comfortable with his get-up. As someone who looks like your archetypal Die Hard villain No.3, he should really stick to the standard issue ‘Armani suit over a white t-shirt’ look. [Photo: Getty Images]