Yeah, that’s right, you heard me punks! Some of our American cousins seem to think that football (or soccer as it’s called in less-developed nations) is for wimps. Well, I can assure you that football is a damn sight tougher than ice hockey (Torvill & Dean pussies), NFL (more protective padding than your average Texan family), baseball (steeped in macho bullsh*t but essentially much less dangerous than cricket), basketball (ha!) or whatever other U.S ball sport you care to name.
Yeah, boyyyyyyy, that’s how we do! And if you disagree, I’ll see you in the car parkâ€¦
Ollie, Pies Ed.