Plenty of gems from Ian Holloway’s BBC Sport column this week, including this startling revelation: ‘I’ve ridden a horse but I’m rubbish at it. I look like a crab sat on a horse with my hunched back.’
I think Ian is obsessed with crabs, because it’s not the first time he’s mentioned them. I imagine he has nightmares about giant crabs coming from the sea and up Plymouth Hoe.
Ollie also revealed that he’s a big fan of the Dukes of Hazzard (shit Photoshop alert!): ‘There was a woman in it who was quite well-endowed and two boys who used to get drunk and have a fight – it had everything for me.’ Easily pleased, our Ian.