It’s Gay Week on Pies, to coincide with the Gay World Cup, which takes place in Argentina this week. Now, obviously there are NO gay footballers in the Premier League. I can’t stress that enough â€“ they are ALL, to a man, strapping heterosexuals with lovely Wives & Girlfriends.
But, ask yourself this hypothetical question: who is the gayest-acting-but-straight Premier League footballer? Take ‘gay-acting’ to mean anything you like, by the way: campest, vainest, whatevahâ€¦
Anyway, I look forward to your (clean, legal) commentsâ€¦