Celtic fans runs onto pitch, taps Dida on the neck, Dida dives like he was shot in the face by a sniper. Ban them both!
Ha ha! I’m still laughing at Dida’s pathetic, delayed dive after being tapped on the neck by some buffoon of a Celtic fan (at least I presume he’s a Celtic fan). Why do so many professional footballers have this Pavlovian reaction to being touched above the waist? Not the face!
The fact he went off on a stretcher (the guy’s 6ft 4in and built like a brick shithouse) is the biggest joke of all – Uefa should fine him for simulation, surely. But they won’t – instead, Celtic will probably cop a fine for not controlling their fans. But what a fool Milan’s ‘keeper made of himself last night…
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You’d think that he’d been hit by a flare or somethig… :)
You’d think that he’d been hit by a flare or something… :)
Mr Strachan showed some good restraint in not punching the interviewer at least :)
And they lost as well….Idiot LOL
This is much more serious than it looks, what first appears to be a pathetic little slap is actually the ‘Tartan Death Grip’. Dida is lucky to still be alive.
The best bit is the little “ooh I’ll get you…” run before hitting the deck.
I saw that stuff at the end of “Kill Bill” Vol. 2, except that Uma Thurman does the 11 steps-and-you-are-dead death touch. This is far more lethal.
Alas, Dida, we hardly knew ye.