Here is former Middlesbrough hero Bernie Slaven showing his loyalties remain with the Teeside club as he quite embarrassingly chants Who’s That Team They Call The Boro? on his own into a camera. Some would argue that this actually replicates the loneliness of starting a chant at the Riverside surrounded by a sea of empty seats and unable to see your nearest fellow fan. Poor Slaven was never likely to come out of this with a record deal, was he? Sack your PR, Bernie!