What vegetable will Steve McClaren be remembered as?
First we had the Turnip and then the Swede so in keeping with tradition it’s now ginger man McClaren’s turn to be immortalised as a vegetable…
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Has to be a carrot – no one was tempted when he was dangled in front of our faces before and his downfall was eventually decided by a rabbit in the headlights between the sticks.

















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I demand that you also show my Steve McCarrot image (available from the Pies facebook group) for this post. I spent at least 3 minutes making it.
Consider it done Dom! Three minutes well spent.
Aww. Best blog ever.
I now feel like crafting an entire range of McCarrot photos. And will probably do so when I get home from work.
I vote for a Jerusalem artichoke after screwing up in Israel!
i reckon it should be the kind that’s braindead and paralyzed