Des Lynam is football’s very own Setanta Claus
Former Match of the Day (and indeed Countdown) host Des Lynam has reinvented himself as a Santa Claus impersonator. Des may have sacrificed his reputation as a respectable presenter and darling of the blue rinse brigade, but he will be ho-ho-hoing all the way to the bank for his portrayal of Setanta Claus. Des is the pervy old man who brings people the pay-to-view TV they need for Christmas. Click here to see the advert.

















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