10 Luis Garcia’s thumb-suck
Liverpool’s Spaniard does it in honour of his baby son but that’s no excuse. The mimsiest goal celebration in the world.
9 Bebeto’s baby arms
Yes, you’re not firing blanks, you can have kids. Well done. Now stop it with the arms already.
8 Raul’s ring kiss
It is the very height of naffness to kiss your ring after you’ve scored.
7 Thierry Henry’s Mr T
He’s got a few annoying ones, like when he just pouts. Worst is when he makes a T with his fingers (1min 26sec into this clip) â€“ now that’s cocky. He’s good enough to get away with itâ€¦ just.
6 Peter Crouch’s robot
Thank God he’s stopped.
5 Tim Cahill’s flag boxing
Is this sincere or is Cahill taking the piss? Adriaaaaaaaaaan!!!
4 Fabio Grosso’s Tardelli rip-off
At least do something original Fabio.
3 Shefki Kuqi’s body slam
One word â€“ why?
2 Robbie Keane’s forward roll
Almost endearing but in the end just embarrassingly bad.
1 Alan Shearer’s raised arm
Alan is a born entertainer.