10 Luis Garcia’s thumb-suck
Liverpool’s Spaniard does it in honour of his baby son but that’s no excuse. The mimsiest goal celebration in the world.
9 Bebeto’s baby arms
Yes, you’re not firing blanks, you can have kids. Well done. Now stop it with the arms already.
8 Raul’s ring kiss
It is the very height of naffness to kiss your ring after you’ve scored.
7 Thierry Henry’s Mr T
He’s got a few annoying ones, like when he just pouts. Worst is when he makes a T with his fingers (1min 26sec into this clip) â€“ now that’s cocky. He’s good enough to get away with