UP
Albert Luque. Scored Newcastle’s equaliser – and a curling beauty it was, too – against Lillestrom, in the all-important Intertoto Cup. The Spaniard will probably revert to his old, glove-wearing self when the sunshine goes away.
DOWN
Juventus. Literally, to Serie B. The news of the Old Lady’s demise was fresh chum for the Premiership sharks. Ooh, I’ll take one Buffon and one Vieira, thanks very much.