Football Gaydar – FC Koln
For footballers who list Roger Johnson not only as a Cardiff City defender, but also as a hobby…
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So far our Football Gaydar has featured Italian footballers in camp poses, players enjoying a sneaky snog and even frolicking with flowers. But this is, I think, the first time that we have featured players pulling down their team-mates shorts and squirting some sort of white liquid at his arse. New Football Gaydar ground is being broken here! Maynor Suazo is the lucky boy receiving all the attention, and Milivoje Novakovic and Nemanja Vucicevic are the unfortunate souls who got their mugs in the photo. It is probably best that the source of the white liquid is out of shot.

















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