Quote of the day: Ian Holloway is the new Blackpool manager (and he’s still speaking glorious nonsense)

Ollie Irish

26th, May 2009


Hollers is back, and about time too
Olliemime1.jpg“What I wanna do now is relationships. You see, the way I look at it, I almost had an affair… I ran off with another bird, didn’t I? Which was Leicester and she didn’t like me, she didn’t want me, she threw me out. And I’d say sorry to my wife, but I can’t do that because you can’t make amends. I’m going to move on with another bird, and this is my bird now, and I love her already, you know. ‘Cause I think she’s meant for me.”
Yep, he’s still got it. Madder than Mad Jack McMad. Great to see you back in football, Ian. You’re right - you should never have cheated on beautiful Plymouth with ugly Leicester, so let’s hope you stay faithful to Blackpool.
Watch Holloway’s first press conference at the Seasiders below…

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