There’s a petition on the web called ‘Bring John Sitton Back Into Football‘. No-one has really signed it, but after seeing a video of him sticking it to his players, I think we should get him as a pundit on Match of the Day a.s.a.p. In a cracking clip that has Sitton telling his players "You can bring your dinner n’all" during the O’s teeter on the brink of bankruptcy (not to mention being on the brink of bowing out of the then Fourth Division), Sitton shares very fruity language with his players. It’s hardly surprising that his tenure was shortlived. Genius.