Craptastic Football Mascot Of The Day: Washington Diplomats’ Hideous Blue Fuzz Monstrosity (Photos)

Chris Wright

19th, June 2015

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By Chris Wright

Welcome to Washington DC, Johan…

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Nope, us neither.

Hands up, there isn’t a single thing we can tell you about this blue, fuzzy, matted, snorkel-faced, aardvarky-looking monstrosity except that it served as mascot for NASL side Washington Diplomats during the mid-to-late 1970s and early 80s.

We have no idea what it is supposed to be. We have no idea what its name is/was. We only know that it is going to haunt our waking nightmares from now until the end of Christendom.

Here we see it feeding by feasting on the souls of the living…

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Horrific scenes.

More Craptastic Mascots on Pies…

Chaddy The Owl (Oldham Athletic)
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The Tonbridge Angel (Tonbridge Angels FC)

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