German Girl With Crush On Alan Pardew Makes Crazy Stalker Tape About Her ‘Silver Fox’ (Video)

Chris Wright

3rd, September 2012


By Chris Wright

Someone out there really, really loves Alan Pardew…

Okay, so it’s probably actually been made by some swarthy teenage boy in his bedroom somewhere in the North East, but it’s really quite amusing if you suspend your disbelief for a couple of minutes. Pards is a rather suave and handsome customer, after all – and he really does look quite sexy in glasses.

There’s even been a Tumblr set up in the German girl’s name too, so whoever’s responsible for this slice of crazy pie is obviously fully dedicated to the bit.