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German Girl With Crush On Alan Pardew Makes Crazy Stalker Tape About Her ‘Silver Fox’ (Video)

By Chris Wright

Someone out there really, really loves Alan Pardew…

Okay, so it’s probably actually been made by some swarthy teenage boy in his bedroom somewhere in the North East, but it’s really quite amusing if you suspend your disbelief for a couple of minutes. Pards is a rather suave and handsome customer, after all – and he really does look quite sexy in glasses.

There’s even been a Tumblr set up in the German girl’s name too, so whoever’s responsible for this slice of crazy pie is obviously fully dedicated to the bit.

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By Chris on September 3rd, 2012 in Funnies, Managers, Newcastle Utd, Videos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

14 Responses to “German Girl With Crush On Alan Pardew Makes Crazy Stalker Tape About Her ‘Silver Fox’ (Video)”

  1. Josh says:

    What on earth did I just watch?

  2. Zam says:

    I bet Pardew made it himself, full of swagger after that backheel flick at the Europa game.

  3. XYZZZ says:

    @Zam: you’re probably right since Pardew is a buffoon and a complete dickhead.

    Still the video is disturbing to say the least

  4. plops says:

    Not bad. Has she done porn yet?

  5. PierredeShanghai says:

    Dafuq did I just watch?

    Btw she looks ok, nice Wag Mr Pardew, I thought just Wenger was interested in young ladies.

  6. PierredeShanghai says:

    Well Nice Wag Mr Pardew, I always thought that just Wenger was interested in teenage ladies.

  7. js94 says:

    Just waiting for one of these with Sam Allardyce in it

  8. Nick says:

    I think the best part of that was the bit with her next to the team where it says “with some of my friends” or something similar, purely for the gobshite look on Obertan’s face looking towards her. Too funny.

  9. ToonArmyTX says:

    The absolute best part of that whole thing is the bit where her picture is inserted next to the players and it says something like “with some of my friends”, purely for the gobshite look on Obertan’s face.

  10. Rory says:

    It’s a real person….

    Why does everything have to be fake?

  11. ToonFan says:

    This is 100% legit, I am a member of ToonForum and we have checked her accounts IP which traces back to Germany. her youtube account also dates back to 2009

  12. Ali says:

    Photoshop Skills > 90000

  13. Rick says:

    its seems like Pardew got some game here, maybe even more than his players?

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