German Girl With Crush On Alan Pardew Makes Crazy Stalker Tape About Her ‘Silver Fox’ (Video)
By Chris Wright
Someone out there really, really loves Alan Pardew…
Okay, so it’s probably actually been made by some swarthy teenage boy in his bedroom somewhere in the North East, but it’s really quite amusing if you suspend your disbelief for a couple of minutes. Pards is a rather suave and handsome customer, after all – and he really does look quite sexy in glasses.
There’s even been a Tumblr set up in the German girl’s name too, so whoever’s responsible for this slice of crazy pie is obviously fully dedicated to the bit.
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What on earth did I just watch?
@Josh: We wish we could tell you.
I bet Pardew made it himself, full of swagger after that backheel flick at the Europa game.
@Zam: you’re probably right since Pardew is a buffoon and a complete dickhead.
Still the video is disturbing to say the least
Not bad. Has she done porn yet?
Dafuq did I just watch?
Btw she looks ok, nice Wag Mr Pardew, I thought just Wenger was interested in young ladies.
Well Nice Wag Mr Pardew, I always thought that just Wenger was interested in teenage ladies.
Just waiting for one of these with Sam Allardyce in it
I think the best part of that was the bit with her next to the team where it says “with some of my friends” or something similar, purely for the gobshite look on Obertan’s face looking towards her. Too funny.
The absolute best part of that whole thing is the bit where her picture is inserted next to the players and it says something like “with some of my friends”, purely for the gobshite look on Obertan’s face.
It’s a real person….
Why does everything have to be fake?
http://www.toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15&start=50420#p290105
This is 100% legit, I am a member of ToonForum and we have checked her accounts IP which traces back to Germany. her youtube account also dates back to 2009
Photoshop Skills > 90000
its seems like Pardew got some game here, maybe even more than his players?