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Nile Ranger Is Quite Literally Dancing In The Street (Video)

By Chris Wright

Here’s Newcastle’s lost cause, Nile Ranger (days after being convicted on two counts of assault, Ranger has now been barred from playing for the Newcastle first team by Alan Pardew until he manages to show up for work on time every day for six weeks on the trot – no-one is particularly confident), channeling Davie B and Micky J’s finest hour by quite literally dancing in the street, probably instead of going to training…

Compare and contrast…

“It doesn’t matter what you wear…” though try and stay away from satin leopard-print harem bodysuits if at all possible.

(Via OTP)

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By Chris on October 18th, 2012 in FAIL, Newcastle Utd, Videos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Nile Ranger Is Quite Literally Dancing In The Street (Video)”

  1. Australien says:

    I’m half tempted to offer a 5r to charity for anyone who can fit J&B into that Ranger video instead of that garbage grime rubbish

  2. Si says:

    I really don’t know where to start with Nile. He showed real promise when he broke into the first team during our short foray into the Championship and what he lacked in finishing (which will come with experience), he made up for with a lot of strength and a knack for laying off the ball.

    However, he is clearly a pleb (or “product of his environment,” if you are a soppy liberal) and is insistent upon flushing his otherwise promising (if modest) career down the toilet.

    Expect to see Mr. Nile playing in a Powerleague near you within eighteen months.

  3. Mr. Chopper says:

    I don’t think I’ll ever tire of seeing blinged-out Range Rovers parked in shit areas, with prerequisite nobhead to be found not far away.

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