Newcastle’s Danny Simpson Left Unconscious On Street After Being Knocked-Out In Take-Away Scuffle
By Chris Wright
The Sun are reporting this morning that Danny Simpson was left bleeding and unconscious on a Manchester street for 15 minutes after being sparked out in a fight outside a fast food takeaway at 4:00am on Sunday morning.
Witnesses said that, after a verbal altercation, Simpson clobbered a man “in his late 40s or 50s” then climbed into a taxi, only to be pulled from the vehicle by another man (both were apparently off-duty bouncers) and punched in the face.
There is, of course, camera phone footage doing the rounds of Simpson completely out-cold and lying motionless in the gutter…
The Sun have more from supposed witnesses if you wish, with one claiming that Simpson had “clearly had a few” and was “mouthing off, making sure everyone knew who he was,” etc.
Personally, we have no sympathy for anyone involved.

















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Just, this: http://youtu.be/1KSdZyvvhoM
What idiot said call 911?
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Hadouken!