Video: The Newcastle United Moustache Challenge – Joey Barton FTW
By Ollie Irish
Best tache goes to… Joey Barton, who currently looks like a WWII fighter pilot. Andy Carroll’s facial furniture is a f*cking disgrace, frankly.
In other news, I would love it, just love it, if Newcastle don’t win a game until 2011. By then, Barton will resemble Fu Manchu – or Fu Manchav. Carroll will look exactly the same.


















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