JOEY Barton has been growing a moustache for more than a week and it’s still weedier than Yossi Benayoun’s torso, and roughly on par with Gary Neville’s Red-hot fuzz:
Whilst I’m here, time for a very quick Barton Shit Lookalike:
Barton and Gary Oldman in Alan Clarke’s brilliant TV movie ‘The Firm’. Shit.