King Kevin Keegan is well and truly back
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Kevin Keegan has provided some of football’s greatest quotes over the years with his own unique brand of gibberish. He has announced his return to management not with three points (yet), but with a fresh installment of undecipherable waffle. If you find out what Kev knows about Dennis Wise’s arrival at St James’ Park after reading this, please let us know!
“I am reluctant to tell you all I know as I really do not know everything. I just do not know enough about it. So it is pointless me saying something or sitting down and saying to you this wasn’t quite right or that wasn’t quite right.â€

















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