Andy Carroll Charged With Assault, Must Live With Kevin Nolan As Punishment
By Ollie Irish
Newcastle United striker Andy Carroll has been charged with assault and will appear before Tynedale Magistrates Court this morning.
A Northumbria Police spokeswoman said: “Andrew Thomas Carroll, 21, previously of Prestwick, Newcastle, has been charged with assault.
“He is due to appear before Tynedale Magistrates this morning.”
What a tool. What with breaking the jaw of team-mate Steven Taylor, and now this, it seems Carroll is going out of his way to cement a rep as English football’s new Duncan Ferguson. At least Big Dunc was a panto villain on the pitch too; Carroll just seems like a bit of a thick twat.
UPDATE: Following an hour-long hearing this morning, Carroll was granted conditional bail to live with team-mate Kevin Nolan at his family home, also in Ponteland, a 15-minute walk from the complainant’s address. Magistrates agreed Carroll does not have to stay overnight at Nolan’s home when Newcastle are playing. Now there’s a sitcom in the making.


















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wow…old news.
happened in 2009
@andrew thompson er the incident happend in 2009 but hes only just been charged
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