Kevin Keegan, face-toucher extraordinaire
When we told you about Kevin Keegan’s love affair with Alan Curbishley the other day, we thought King Kev only had eyes for one man. Not so. A hilarious post over at The Spoiler proves that KK has a bit of a fetish for touching faces. Yes, opposition managers beware – Keegan is on the prowl and he can’t wait to get his mitts on your cheeks. See Keegan’s gallery of gropes after the jump.
Arsene Wenger
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Roy Keane
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Alan Curbishley
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Michael Owen
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Gary Megson
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Damien Duff
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Himself
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And those are just the ones from this season!

