Snapshot: Alan Shearer Meets New Waxwork At Madame Tussauds, Punchlines Write Themselves

By Chris Wright

Said Shearer upon coming face to face with his new waxwork at the Blackpool Madame Tussauds t’other day:

“The figure is so realistic and accurate. They’ve done a great job, It’s scarily like me.”

We’ll let you fill in your own punchline.

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13 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    It’s the Mitchell bros. from Eastenders

  2. No Hooligans says:

    One massive flaw, the shirt on his waxwork doesn’t glare enough. These days you’ve got to watch MOTD with your sunglasses on.

  3. syndex says:

    just wondering why is he not wearing a football kit (waxwork obviously)

  4. Veej says:

    I was hoping to see his WORST goal celebration EVER!!! Pose… oh well….

  5. Anonymous says:

    why the fuck does it look so shifty? With the sly eyes….

  6. Davy says:

    What is with the fucking shifty look…….side way eyes and shit

  7. Paul Hardcastle says:

    Why isn’t it wearing one of those disgusting over the top shirts he always seems to wear on MOTD to try and make him seem more interesting.

    He really in Channel 5 quality, why can’t he just fuck off, and take Colin Murray with him, and Keown, he seems like a nice guy but his face is truly offensive, I’m sure there are children across the UK who have nightmares about him, or stick him on the radio, ‘face for radio’ indeed.

  8. Davy says:

    @ Paul Hardcastle….Couldnt agree more about Colin Murray he is so effin irritating with his massive Liverpool bias

    19, 19 nanananineteen or is that another Paul Hardcastle haha

  9. Kevin says:

    bet Gabby could tell the difference!

  10. Tspot says:

    Sh#t lookalike for tony pulis

  11. Joe says:

    Is that the pose he took just after Newcastle got relegated with him in charge?

  12. Johnny Vegas says:

    I think he looks like a gingerbread man with his little curranty eyes, I really do.

  13. Neumanic says:

    Of course, the waxwork had enough of a sense of occasion to pick up a razor..

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