By Chris Wright
As you may be aware, wee Michael Owen metaphorically defecated in the Tyne, giggled as he shoved a bottle of room-temperature Newky Broon up Malcolm Macdonald’s aris and then emptied his bladder all over Geoff from Byker Grove’s face by having the gall to brand the vintage 2005-09 era Newcastle side (think Bramble and Viana through to Luque, Cacapa, Rozenhal, Ramage, Xisco etc, etc…) as being a ‘poor team’ on his Twitter account…
By process of deduction, we assume he means Newcastle anyway.
Unsurprisingly, Owen’s little barb hasn’t been greeted particularly warmly by those of a Geordie persuasion, with current Toon chairman Derek Llambias letting him know exactly how fondly he regards the striker’s tenure at the club in this morning’s Daily Express:
“Michael is the most expensive signing Newcastle