Morrissey Personally Requests To Meet Joey Barton At Glastonbury – Yep, You Read That Correctly

Chris Wright

20th, June 2011

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By Chris Wright

For some reason beknownst only unto himself, ex-Smiths frontman and ‘friend of celery’ Morrissey seems to have personally requested to meet Joey Barton at Glastonbury this year.

Barton tweeted that he had ‘just received the best phone call of his life’ and when quizzed whether the call had come from Real Madrid/the VD clinic etc, the Toon midfielder replied:

O….kay. Perhaps ‘Sweet and Tender Hooligan’ was written with a certain 100%, Grade ‘A’ hipster douchebag and ex-con in mind?

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  1. engerland_supporter says:

    love Mozza, but something tells me he would love to suck Barton dry.

  2. Mike Joyce says:

    Moz always liked to surround himself with macho thug types so he can vicariously be ‘a geezer’. If he’s too sardonic or truculent Barton might batter him to death.

  3. Joe says:

    Joey Barton’s PR rebranding man strikes again.

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