Wayne Rooney Kiss-And-Tell 1-0 Pakistan Cricket Fixing Scandal
By Paul Sorene
ALL day long Sky News has been leading with news of the Pakistan cricket fix allegations. But “The most sensational sporting scandal ever” has been utterly overtaken by news that prostitute Jennifer Thompson says she was shagging Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney while his wife Coleen was carrying their child.
Pakistan batsman Yasir Hameed does his bit to keep cricket on the front page as he tells the News of the World:
“They were doing it (fixing) in almost every match. God knows what they were up to. Scotland Yard was after them for ages. It makes me angry because I’m playing my best and they are trying to lose. Only the ones that get caught are branded crooks.
But it’s not enough: football trumps cricket. Rooney and not Pakistan features on the NoTW’s front page. So the biggest scandal in sport – ever! – is trumped by a claim that Wayne Rooney does it with prostitutes.
The advice to Pakistan’s cricketers is to stay quiet and let it all blow over. The biggest sporting scandal in the history of everything, er, isn’t. And with the domestic cricket season drawing to a close the scandal will soon be forgotten. It lacks that vital ingredient that makes a story stick in the public’s mind: sex.
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I dont understand the media, who gives a f**k if these professional footballers do something wrong outside the “football” world…the media and the public should mind their own business! FFS!
Wayne Rooney’s story all day long. No one cares about cricket. Its pakistani’s cricket anyways. Rooney, shite at World cup and now this. As a Liverpool fan, lets all bang him up! At least Coleen will be single!
Blokkolnám..
@anon, I’d agree with you fully, except, as with politicians, when it starts effecting their on-field performances, à la J Terry, Arsely Cole, and probably now Shrek.
Forget about the “role model for kids” arguement. They simply get paid too much for young men to live in the same world as the rest of us, kids or grown ups.
I just can’t abide watching these front bottoms, making more in a week than most people in a year, not give it their all – especially at international level.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/rooney-ends-prostitute-drought-201009063065/
they should marry when they are close to retirement .
if rooney was smart he should have got the hooker to pay him, then exposed to the media how she paid him for sex. Coleen should beat the cr@p out of the hooker, then give rooney a permanent wedgy.
[...] Before we go any further – here are the allegations from some whore Wayne Rooney was allegedly banging – Jennifer (pic included) says Wayne was giving her the wood while Colleen was preggers [Who Ate All The Pies] [...]
I don’t care what footballers do in their private lives – sleep with a monkey? Not my business. All I care is what they do on that pitch for 90 minutes.
Time for British media to start reporting actual stories.