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  • Reading’s Leroy Lita arrested after suspected assault August 30th, 2006 Transfers & Rumours

    Reading star Leroy Lita was arrested today on suspicion of GBH, after he allegedly headbutted a man during a night out in Bristol. Lita is being questioned by police over the alleged attack, which is said to have taken place in the Haymarket area of Bristol city centre in the early hours of Sunday morning. […]

  • Horror Tackle Wednesday! Part 2 August 30th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    Now this is a real sickener (don’t watch if you’re of a nervous disposition/eating)…

  • Horror Tackle Wednesday! Part 1 August 30th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    Karate kick to the head. Bruce Lee would be proud of this one…

  • Catch 22: Gary or Phil Neville? August 30th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    In last week’s Catch 22 we asked you, who would you rather have at the heart of your team’s defence, Jean-Alain Boumsong or Pascal Cygan? This week, we ask: If a big, loaded gun was pointed at your head and you had no other choice, which of the lovely Neville brothers would you select to […]

  • Javier Mascherano, PES wonder goal August 30th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    All Pro Evo Soccer 5 fans know that Javier Mascherano is the best young midfielder in the game. He develops into a little monster. Here’s a (virtual) clip of the Argentine in action – he’s not quite this good in the real world, but after his mature performances in Germany this summer, I can see […]

  • Premier League team of the week August 30th, 2006 Top 10s & lists

    David James (Portsmouth)Daniel Agger (Liverpool)Sol Campbell (Portsmouth)Linvoy Primus (Portsmouth)Olof Mellberg (Aston Villa)Gareth Barry (Aston Villa)Jimmy Bullard (Fulham)Joey Barton (Man City)Mikel Arteta (Everton)Kanu (Portsmouth)Darren Bent (Charlton) A second appearance for both Kanu and Sol Campbell, reflecting Pompey’s great start to the season. Do you agree with our choices? Who have we missed out?

  • Transfer deadline looms: 5 last-minute rumours August 30th, 2006 Arsenal

    The summer transfer window will close tomorrow, blown firmly shut by a chilly, autumnal gust. Several big-name British clubs haven’t finished spending though. Panic buying, anyone? Here are the five hottest transfer rumours:1 Ashley Cole is stuck at ArsenalArgghhhh! Jesus wept, does anyone still care about the Cole/Chelsea/Arsenal love triangle? If you do, at least […]

  • Man City introduce ‘gay scheme’ August 29th, 2006 Man City

    Manchester City are seemingly gunning for the ‘pink pound’ with a new initiative to encourage homosexuals to watch the footy in North Manchester. The club has paid a four-figure sum to join the Diversity Champions scheme, run by gay rights group Stonewall. It is the first professional club to join the scheme, which focuses on […]

  • Michael Brown’s two footed lunge at Giggs August 29th, 2006 Fulham

    Tis the season for horror tackles and related. Ben Thatcher, a name not known to most before this week. Roy Keane (lord of the horror tackle) in managers job. And the newest to the fray, Michael Brown. Little Brownie has been involved in a few terrible tackles, and his latest came against ManYoo… or to […]

  • Why on earth would anyone like Roy Keane? August 29th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    Roy Keane is a grade A nitwit. Naturally, I’ll have to back this up, but sometimes I wonder why I should bother pointing out the bleedin’ obvious. Before arms are thrown dramatically in the air, I’ll say that, yes, I’m well aware of the quality of football he (mostly) offered to the World… but really, […]

  • Roy Keane video compilation August 29th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    Would you want this man to give you the hairdryer treatment?

  • News Balls: Man Utd make £10m bid for Trezeguet? August 29th, 2006 Transfers & Rumours

    Man U make £10m bid for David Trezeguet? [Sporting Life]Owen Hargreaves: I’m staying at Bayern, boo-hoo [BBC]Spurs set to re-sign Mido. Er, why? [Football365]Charlton close to signing Costa Rican winger Christian Bolanos [Guardian]Arsenal’s shock £17m bid for Carlos Tevez [The Sun]

  • Romanians fear Bulgarian minister’s football voodoo August 29th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    Afraid that Bulgaria’s Defence Minister might cast a bad spell over Romania’s national football side, the management of the Farul stadium in Constanza didn’t let him set foot in the venue, according to local reports. Vesselin Bliznakov, the minister concerned, was carrying some turf from the Vassil Levski stadium in Sofia. Bulgaria is about to […]

  • Arsenal’s crap start to the season: what the bloggers say August 29th, 2006 Arsenal

    ‘It is such a pity we loaned out Bendtner because you feel this kid is the whole package. He is Henry, Adebayor and Van Persie all rolled into one!’ [Soccerlens]‘There will be some criticisms about our reluctance to shoot and this week I think they’re justified to an extent. While there’s not much point trying […]

  • Sol Campbell & David James in ‘reliable’ shock August 29th, 2006 Portsmouth

    Blackburn at home… Man City away… Boro away – not the toughest start you could have to a league campaign, but you have to say that Portsmouth have surprised everyone to record two wins, a draw and – most impressive of all – three clean sheets. Arsenal fans seemed more than happy to wave goodbye […]

  • Which was worse – Keane’s tackle on Haaland or Thatcher’s tackle on Mendes? August 28th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    All this talk about bad tackles prompted me to go back and watch Roy Keane’s revenge-challenge on Alfie Haaland (which ended Haaland’s career). It was a disgraceful tackle and 100% premeditated. But was it as bad as Ben Thatcher’s mindless charge into Pedro Mendes? Watch Keane’s tackle below and let me know what you think…

  • Weird science: Premier League footballers using babies as ‘repair kits’ August 28th, 2006 Transfers & Rumours

    Premier League footballers are storing stem cells from their newborn babies to use in case of their own career-threatening sports injuries. They are freezing cells taken from the umbilical cord blood of their babies as a possible future cure for cartilage and ligament problems, The Sunday Times reported. Five professional footballers have frozen their children’s […]

  • Mark Lawrenson thinks Barcelona’s reserves could finish in the ‘top four’ in the Premier League. Is he talking sh*t? August 28th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    Football Focus, this Saturday. Barcelona’s 3-0 defeat to Sevilla (in Uefa’s meaningless Super Cup) comes up, and Lawro spouts some nonsense about how Barcelona’s second team are good enough to finish in the top four in the Premier League. For the record, a Barcelona second team could line-up something like this: Jorquera; Gio Van Bronckhorst, […]

  • Good weekend, bad weekend August 28th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    Good weekendRoy Keane Is this the start of a great managerial career?Martin O’Neill Set top become a permanent fixture in this column – just as David O’Leary could no right, O’Neill can do no wrong.David Moyes Everton’s manager completes a Celtic hat-trick for ‘good weekend’. The Toffees’ 2-0 defeat of Spurs at White Hart Lane […]

  • Is Claude Makelele being treated like a slave? August 28th, 2006 Chelsea

    Jose Mourinho claims Claude Makelele is being treated like ‘a slave’ by France coach Raymond Domenech. Domenech has insisted Makelele reports for Euro 2008 qualifiers against Georgia and Italy, despite the midfielder announcing his retirement. What’s the deal? If a footballer says he’s retired, he’s retired. End of story. Well, no. It seems common sense […]

  • Jimmy Bullard, he’ll save every one of us August 27th, 2006 Fulham

    C’mon Stevie Mac, it’s time you picked JB, everyone’s favourite chimney sweep/midfield general for England. The campaign starts here [As seen in Guardian Unlimited’s latest footy gallery]…

  • Sunday news balls August 27th, 2006 Transfers & Rumours

    A few titibits to accompany your coffee and croissants: Arsenal & Man Utd keen on Nigel Reo-Coker [Observer]Mark Van Bommel off to Bayern Munich – does this mean Owen Hargreaves is going to Old Trafford? [Football365]Roy Keane formally introduced to Sunderland’s players? [BBC]Swedish police to investigate Henrik Larsson for alleged punch [The Offside]Sports Illustrated’s ‘World […]

  • Robin van Persie, the Drumstick Kid August 27th, 2006 Arsenal

    Canada-based Pies reader Dan O’Leary used his mobile to snap this picture, which clearly shows Robin van Persie moonlighting as the face of Nestle Drumsticks (‘a bit like a Cornetto,’ Dan tells us). Does Arsene Wenger know?

  • ‘Ban Thatcher for life’ t-shirt August 26th, 2006 Kits & fashion

    Football365 don’t mess about. They’ve already rushed out this ‘Ban Thatcher for life’ t-shirt – I’ve not known an incident provoke such ire among the football community. Thatcher’s a marked man for the rest of his career; to be honest, it’s nothing more than he deserves. Buy the t-shirt here – I’m sure it’ll sell […]

  • Classic Moment: ‘It’s up for grabs now!’ Michael Thomas wins the league for Arsenal at Anfield in the dying seconds, 1989 August 26th, 2006 Arsenal

    The best climax to a league season ever. Amazing, shattering, dramatic – words hardly do it justice (and I’m not even a Gooner). Teams just didn’t go to Anfield in the 1980s and win 2-0. Arsenal did. This result signified the end of a remarkable era for Liverpool.

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