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Rangers not even good enough for Europa League

Rovers take the piss out of QPR

North London rivalry with a Russian accent

Time for Liverpool to find a new gaffer?

Comfortable win sees Gunners qualify for last 16

Man Utd midfielder is all up in your face. That’s right – YOUR FACE

‘Moisture is the essence of weakness…’

Newcastle return to No.1 spot with narrow win at Deepdale

Can you identify this Spurs player?

We got ourselves a reader

Why does Becks look so gaunt and knackered?

Now then young man…


The ugly game

I’m a crap Liverpool striker, get me out of Anfield…

Zaki turns down Portsmouth move for racist reasons

Wigan on the wrong end of a freakish ten-goal thriller

Defender’s former team-mate tried to undermine him

‘I felt alone,’ says Frenchman