Nyum nyum nyum
Does EA’s latest football sim burst the net or shin it wide?
Check out the best high-res photos from Saturday’s WCQ
West Ham’s Zavon Hines comes off bench to score twice on England debut
Still. Got. It. I have no doubt that Bergkamp could still cut it in the Premier League
Pies’ fiendishly tricky photo quiz is back!
Check out Pies’ gallery of England arriving at their hotel in Ukraine
A World Cup finals without the best player in the world? It’s happened before
Marvel at Keggy’s remarkable, unflinching lack of dignity. Kev, Pies salutes you
Shhh. Don’t speak. Words will only spoil the moment
“Everybody in the team watches a lot of movies, but with me it is a real hobby”
It’s not been Arsene’s week, has it?
Plenty of lovable rogues to choose between at Old Trafford
Here’s my selection of the best buys this summer
The acquisition of Heitinga is a real boost for Everton
Uefa dish out two-match ban to Eduardo for the Croatian’s dive against Celtic (watch it here)
Message to JT: It’s not 2005 and you’re not Thierry Henry
Who the bloody Nora is this Juventus player?