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Who ate all the pies

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‘I felt alone,’ says Frenchman

A result neither team wanted

Don’t make Keano angry…

It’s all about the sash

Check out this mega brawl between Fluminense and Cerro of Paraguay

Jonny Evans has strong kung fu

Harder than Chuck Norris’s bodyguard…

As expected, FIFA refuse rematch. The right decision?

What’s de big oidea?

Quiz time

Relive the agony/ecstasy (delete where applicable)

Possible scenarios for England’s World Cup draw…

Keano risks disrepute charge after verbal volleys

Henry’s hand knocks out the Irish – football justice just got raped in the bumhole

Delicious and nutritious mouse food

Want to see a meerkat dressed as a shark? Of course you do…

Who the hell is this Pixie Lott anyway?

Who’s the player in the Arsenal shirt?