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August 8th, 2008

Name the six clubs from the photos. Some are current strips, some from back in the day Answers below…

Olympic ladeez in the house Highlights from the opening round of matches: wins for Norway (against the mighty USA) and hosts China, and a goalless draw between Germany and Brazil in a rematch of the last Women’s World Cup final. Click on the image below to launch the gallery…

Giving new meaning to term “waterlogged pitch” Spotted at Machochip

Friday’s fun-sized selection Stevie G’s missus named new Queen of the WAGs by Tatler magazine [Kickette] Chelsea table £19.7m bid for Real Madrid’s Brazilian striker Robinho. Good luck with that [BBC] Aston Villa invest in a new pair of full-backs: Nicky Shorey (left) and Luke Young (right) [Independent] Rafa Benitez: this is my best Liverpool […]

The best pics from the first round of matches in Beijing Brazil, Argentina and Italy all began their Olympic campaign with good wins. Hosts China could only manage a draw against New Zealand. Click on the image below to launch the gallery…

Much Adu about nothing Bradley 1-0 Adu.

Today’s top football stories, with added mayo West Ham United and Fredrik Ljungberg have parted company, with the Swede just one year into a four-year contract [Guardian] Referee Mark Clattenburg has been suspended pending enquiries into reports regarding his alleged debts [BBC] Iain Dowie’s long-term future as QPR manager remains in serious doubt following a […]

The things footballers do… The Offside Rules has unearthed a great vid of Feilhaber miming to Jordin Sparks’ poptastic hit “No Air”. Of course, Benny had to film himself doing it. Watch the video

Once again, the four British home nations couldn’t agree on sending a GB football team to the Oympics… …But if they did agree to merge the nations, which non-English players would make the squad (bear in mind that all of the squad has to be 23 years old or younger, bar three players)? Here are […]

That’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat. that’s neat, I really love your Tiger kit

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Fab Horror Hair stylings from the curly Argentine

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United draw blank against Claudio Ranieri’s team Cristiano Ronaldo’s ankle, Wayne Rooney’s virus, plus injuries to Gary Neville, Owen Hargreaves, Michael Carrick and Ji-Sung Park have left Fergie with selection issues ahead of Sunday’s Community Shield clash with Portsmouth at Wembley. The United manager’s alarming lack of attacking options – buy a striker, man! – […]

Spurs racing car to compete against other European football clubs Tottenham Hotspur are the first Premier League club to sign up to compete in the new Superleague Formula racing series. Spurs will line up alongside teams such as AC Milan, PSV Eindhoven, Sevilla and Glasgow Rangers. “England was one of the final pieces of the […]

Scottish giants out of Europe already Rangers slumped to a dismal 2-1 defeat at FBK Kaunas, meaning their European campaign is over in August – there is no drop into the Uefa Cup to fall back on. Honestly, if you can’t beat a mediocre team from Lithuania at home, you don’t deserve anything – thing […]

Beck stays on the fence, avoids Fergie’s wrath In which our David adds his two cents to the Neverending Story that is the C-Ron transfer saga. And no, we don’t know why he’s holding a surfboard.

You only sing when you’re not coughing

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I just called to say… those sunglasses went out of fashion in about 1990

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Top of the morning to you… West Ham reject Tottenham’s £15m offer for Dean Ashton. Spurs dodged a bullet there [Guardian] The C-Ron saga is finally over, says Fergie. The boy’s staying [BBC] The long-term future of Man City is in doubt after it emerged that owner Thaksin Shinawatra has explored the possibility of selling […]

Alex Ferguson gets one over on son Darren An own goal from Posh defender Russell Martin broke the deadlock just before half-time, before substitute Darron Gibson smashed home a great second for the visitors. Fergie (senior) was especially pleased with the performance of new Brazilian full-backs, Rafael and Fabio. The United boss said: “The young […]

Pies has it figured out… Why do you think C-Ron spent most of his summer on a sun lounger, slowly turning the colour of Nutella? It’s obvious now: because he wanted to look as good as possible in the all-white kit of Real Madrid; everyone knows that white shows off a tan nicely. Oh, and […]

C-Ron is not coming back to Manchester According to Portuguese newspaper A Bola, Real Madrid have already set a date to present Cristiano Ronaldo to the world – and that date is August 15th. Put it in your diary. Madrid have reportedly offered €75 million to Man Utd for Ronaldo, a sum that they believe […]

Spurs transfer target v annoying reality TV “star” Remember Anthony Hutton, the vain Geordie with a pea-sized brain? I hope not – there’s absolutely no reason for you to. More shit (translation: amazing) lookalikes

You’ll never brawl alone

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Craig Bellamy is under investigation (again), this time for a row with a West Ham. Here are six of his best bust-ups

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Who’s done the best business in the off-season? Here’s who… 10 Brad Friedel (Blackburn to Aston Villa) He’s not far off 40 years old, but Hellboy is still one of the best ‘keepers around. The rest of the list after the jump…