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Who ate all the pies

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Can you identify the ball-headed England star?

The best pics from Anfield, featuring Cantona masks and beach balls

Pies rates the weekend’s best and worst performers

Milan keeper back in credit after match-winning save

Complacent Gunners spaff a two-goal lead at Upton Park

Man Utd defender turns to jelly against El Nino

Ten years ago, United won a thrilling match at Anfield

Sunderland striker turns his back on PES 2010

Spurs knocked out by sucker punch

The best images from today’s lunchtime fixture

United fans plan mass retort to famous Anfield banner

Real will make £30m bid for Stevie G this summer, claims tabloid

Shameless self-promotion. Well, not quite shameless – sometimes I cry myself to sleep

Smell my cheese you mother

Who are the Gunners’ own ‘Stevie G & Torres’?

How far does £70k a week go? Not far enough, it seems

The best pictures from a lively encounter at the Cottage

Flying drop-kick to the chest > kissing your badge

Somewhere in that chin, there’s a face

The poor chap