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Who ate all the pies

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The answer you’re looking for is ‘No’

From skinhead to mullet, Becks has done the lot…

Danish striker’s first touch RULES

Mouse food

But Chelsea boss manages to retain dignity in face of temptation

WRONG from whichever angle you look at it

England don’t need a second left-back in South Africa

Argentina boss thinks highly of the fourth estate

Becks and his Wolverine beard were the stars at Wembley last night. Pies has the best photos…

Who in the whole of Villa Park is this mystery man?

Liverpool gaffer escapes punishment for visual gag

He had the world at his feet and he scuffed his shot

Now you see Steven Gerrard. Now you don’t…

Bet he WILL magically appear for Liverpool this weekend

‘You’re shit but your birds are fit’

Don’t call him the wanker in the black. Call him Mr Vain

Nyum nyum nyum