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It’s just a hunch I have. Put all your money on Tottenham to beat Arsenal in tonight’s second leg of their Carling Cup semi final. Seriously. I mean, the hoodoo has to end sometime, right? And tonight is about as good a chance as the Yid Army is going to get. Robin van Persie is […]

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The Tuesday Teaser

January 22nd, 2008

It’s back! Three footballers, each one crudely represented by a set of photo clues. Guess who they are (answers after the click)… 1. 2. 3.

This one is courtesy of the Beeb. As you can see, Everton manager David Moyes is the ginger equivalent of Moe from The Simpsons.
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And the similarity doesn’t stop when the duo get angry…

A couple of weeks ago we brought you the hilarious video of a Jose Mourinho puppet hosting the I’m On Setanta Sports phone-in. Now he is back and this time he is on Big Brother too!

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Somebody needs to tell German footballers that Christmas is over. The Bundesliga is still on its jolly holidays for another week-and-a-half. For most teams that means training camps, hence a sunburnt Uli Hoeness watching a ball flying into the net in Marbella above.

A friendly in Saudi Arabia was probably the last thing Alex Ferguson wanted, but his Man Utd team turned up with many of their biggest stars, including Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez, for yesterday’s testimonial against Al Hilal in Riyadh. The match was played in honour of Saudi legend Sami al-Jaber, who scored the obligatory […]

Here is Olympiakos striker Lomana LuaLua with exactly the sort of chest control and 25-yard volley that will have Newcastle fans thinking: “Hmm, he never did that for us.” This was the opening goal in a 4-0 rout against arch-rivals Panathinaikos in the Greek Cup.

Maykel Galindo is not a well-known footballer outside of the States, but his story is very interesting. Born and raised in Cuba, he played for the Cuban national team in the 2005 CONCACAF Gold Cup, held in the United States. Having scored in a 3-1 loss to Costa Rica, he sought asylum in the US […]

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Yep, it seems most Liverpool fans would be happy to ditch their ‘Yank’ benefactors, Tom Hicks and George Gillett – if only because they could then return to baiting Man Utd fans about the Glazers. Even Steven Gerrard voiced his concern about the state of Liverpool FC last night, after his side drew 2-2 at home with Aston Villa – a result that virtually guarantees another season without the league trophy going to Anfield.

Last week Dudu Aouate got a whack in the eye from team-mate Gustavo Munua (who had replaced him as Deportivo’s first-choice ‘keeper), which left him looking like Frank Gallagher, the shambolic dad from Channel 4′s Shameless. More on the Aouate story at The Offside

Liverpool FC’s fancy-dress Xmas party is now a fixture on the football calendar. Paparazzi desperately try to get snaps of Liverpool’s players in costume. This year’s party was held a few weeks later than originally scheduled, but that didn’t stop the players pulling out all the stops to outdo their team-mates. Club captain Steven Gerrard […]

This Soccer AM Third Eye shows MK Dons boss Paul Ince multi-tasking by conducting an interview with Sky while seemingly retaining his interest in a tennis match…

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is having a fantastic season for Inter. He scored two goals for the runaway Serie A leaders at the weekend, in Inter’s 3-2 win at home to Parma. On current form, is he the best player in the world? surveys – Take Our Poll

A Newcastle fan’s eye view of Kevin Keegan’s second coming, before the start of the anticlimactic 0-0 draw with Bolton. Sam Allardyce never got a reception like that.

This morning’s five hottest soccer scoops & rumours… 1. Sven-Goran Eriksson wants to bring Bayern Munich starlet Lukas Podolski (pictured) to Man City. Not gonna happen, Sven. F365 2. Tom Hicks has no intention of selling his stake in his beloved Liverpool. BBC 3. Alex Ferguson in hot water with FA over ‘gestures’ to Reading […]

Hmm, that reminds me, I must take Sulley Muntari out of my Premier League fantasy football team. Via 101GreatGoals More African football

A great start to the 2008 Africa Cup of Nations, with a game won by the hosts in the dying minutes of the game, thanks to a cracking goal by Portsmouth’s Sulley Muntari. To be fair to Ghana, they were much the better team and should have won by two or three clear goals – they hit the post three times in the first half. Michael Essien combined well with Muntari in midfield, whilst Asamoah Gyan and ex-Arsenal player Quincey Owusu-Abeyie were a constant threat.
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Champions Real Madrid triumphed 0-2 at city rivals Atletico to maintain a seven-point lead at the top of La Liga. Raul side-footed Real into the lead just 32 seconds into the match. Ruud van Nistelrooy added a second shortly before half-time to secure the win.

micah%20richards%20hair.jpgManchester City fans must be hoping that star defender Micah Richards only conducts himself like William Gallas in the hairdressers and not in contract negotiations.

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Emmanuel Adebayor The Arsenal man was in sparkling form as he grabbed a brace to help defeat Fulham.

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Daily Club Pies 18/01/08

January 18th, 2008

The votes are in:Gooners want Arsene Wenger to sign cover for Kolo Toure Arsenal Pies Branislav Ivanovic’s wife is not as sexy as this Chelsea Pies Steven Gerrard named in Uefa’s Team of the Year. Liverpool Pies How well would a Man Yoo Old Boys XI do in the Prem? Man Utd Pies Does Tottenham’s […]

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The Fiendish Friday Quiz

January 18th, 2008

1. Career path Rangers, Coventry City, Dundee Utd, Hearts, Celtic (current)? 2. True or false? Kevin ‘The Messiah’ Keegan’s first name is actually Joseph. 3. Picture round Who can’t hear you? (Click to enlarge) 4. Team-mates Enzo Scifo, Roberto Carlos, Gabriel Batistuta, Mikael Silvestre and Robbie Keane have all played for which club? 5. The […]

These are players that I think Newcastle & Keegan have a realistic chance of signing and who would improve the NUFC squad – rather than cloud-cuckooland signings like Kaka or Lionel Messi, which, let’s be honest, aren’t going to happen.
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Carrick was born in the north-east and I imagine he would be warmly welcomed by Newcastle fans. He is also talented enough to be the midfield conductor of King Kev’s new, attack-minded team. Carrick hasn’t been an unqualified success at Old Trafford, and could leave for the right price. He and Newcastle would make a good fit.

KK has snapped up a big targetman to bag him some goals. Howay The Monster!

Zlatan’s arrow-straight shot seems to be accelerating as it hits the back of the net. As pure a strike as you could wish to see, and executed with typically casual brilliance. More wonder goals